A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder (a Burglar).
The intruder stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.’
‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar.. ‘She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!’
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life – in more ways than one!